Computers and Sterility

Computers will make you sterile. And impotent. That is the only conclusion that I can come to after buying my first computer recently and blogging for only a short while. I'm sorry. Harriet, come back! We'll try it again!

In fact, the worst thing you can do on a computer is read sites that put form over content! This leads to impotence faster than anything else, including smashing your testicles (nuts, to the lay person) with a collectible Star Wars lunch box.