Marriage and Illness

"Unhappily married individuals have yet another reason to identify marital difficulties and seek to improve marital quality: Their very health may depend upon it,"

as this article claims. Well, duh! Normally, we associate a good marriage with lots and lots of sex. And even more sex. And sex is good for your health. The reason is obvious:

Having sex usually involves being naked.

Being naked is one of the best things you can do for your health. Clothing is generally made of dangerous foreign particles and chemicals that can get into your system and do damage. A good marriage involves mostly naked time, while in a bad marriage the couple will wear clothes on a regular basis. Like I often say, "A dangling penis is a happy penis." And likewise, vaginas need fresh air for their health. Of course, being naked all the time can be hard on your social life. Many people still have Puritan ideas about clothing and modesty, but we can see that attitude rapidly disappearing in the world.

Also, there are some precautions you should take before going to a nudist lifestyle. You should cover your furniture with animal skins, because plant and synthetic materials are not natural to your body. If you can get human skin, that would be best.

And if you have a male dog you should have him neutered so he doesn't take advantage of you when you bend over. That's one lesson I wish I'd learned sooner!